Ok, he’s not really, but in my dream yesterday, he was. I dreamt my daughter and I were visiting a woman (don’t have a clue who she was) and while we were there, the woman mentioned that she had a male prostitute coming over and that we needed to leave. But before we could, he arrived, and it was my son!

The weird part is that, in the dream,  I found this to be so hilariously funny that I laughed for a long long time, and so did my daughter.

Just goes to show you how strange dreams can be, because I would never find this funny in my waking life! Not even remotely.